You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.

An inner ease spreads inside me. Such is the power of acceptance and understanding from other people, the power of validation

I think I'm a global citizen. My parents came from China, were educated in France and emigrated to the United States. And I think that opened up my mind to be able to live and work anywhere.

You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.

I'm glad some people have that faith. I don't have that faith. If there is a God, a caring God, then we have to figure he's done an extraordinary job of making a very cruel world.

Every artist returns to things. The drawings that you make as a child or as an adolescent and the ideas that you have as a young beginning artist, no doubt they crop up again and again.

What makes this so remarkable is that this is the first time the United States is accountable for its record on torture with regard to some of the practices implemented after 9/11.

Every man now worships gold, all other reverence being done away.

The vulgar call good fortune that which really is produced by the calculations of genius.

To improve as a player you need to not only know how you plan to win, but ... how might your opponent disrupt your plan.