You don't touch my face! It's a birth right! This was given to me by God! You do not touch my face!

Even if the character is something that seems ridiculous on paper, there's a human element to everything. Otherwise, we don't connect with it.

If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.

Being intercontinental champion doesn't mean you're a champ. It means you're the future.

It's amazing to see that people came to see you. That, that was their wish.

If you're a foolhardy, braggadocios male figure who wants to charge forward in every fight, it has its pros and its cons, that's for sure.

I can literally hear you getting fatter.

This face was given to me by God!

Be optimistic about your dreams.

We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt humans with 15-round, 30-round, even 150-round magazines.

Instead of the bright, blue sky of America, I am covered with the soft, grey fog of the Emerald Isle. I breathe, and lo! the chattel becomes a man.

Steadiness is coming up short 19 times and succeeding the twentieth.

The dream of my life is to lie down by a slow river and stare at the light in the trees - to learn something by being nothing

If you have to hire paid actors to impersonate people who politically support you, people don't actually natively politically support you. You are not a political animal that exists in nature.

Daddy wasn't there for me, so I had to grind every day.

To discover the thing you're brilliant at you first have to endure realizing all the things you're average at.

When Elliott Smith came out, it was falling on deaf ears. But artists were reacting to it.

Will Rogers was an American hero - someone you could get your teeth into and love.