You don't try to do more than you should.

Forget the technique. Hit the guy across from you. Don't let somebody come in your space.

What excites me the most is when a coach calls a timeout and chews out his forward because I just dunked on his head.

What good is success if you're not willing to share it?

It takes people a while to trust you.

Sometimes, you follow your dreams. I say to the young people, 'If you have a dream, chase it.'

Lotta people don't know where Utah is but it in Salt Lake.

I have my life on a track that I want it on, and I don't want to get off.

I can do something physically the other guy can't. I know the other guy has not dedicated himself the way I did.

I realize that things happen for a reason

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!

All of my chupacabra books are like novelizations of movies that haven’t been made yet.

Have you thought about what it means to be a god?" asked the man. He had a beard and a baseball cap. "It means you give up your mortal existence to become a meme (...)".

Intellectual comradeship requires that you think your thoughts through to the place where you can make the complex seem simple, the obscure quite clear.

You have to move really fast, as a director in television. If you're able to keep things moving on set, everybody has more fun, and when everybody has more fun, the end result is funnier.

The idea of dancing is the only thing that scares me.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

I like to buy a company any fool can manage because eventually one will.

If you criticize a fine genius, the odds are that you are out of your reckoning, and, instead of the poet, are censuring your owncaricature of him.

Other conditions being equal, if one force is hurled against another ten times its size, the result will be the flight of the former.

I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I'd be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.