You don't understand anything unless you understand there are at least 3 ways.

You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way.

Artificial intelligence is the science of making machines do things that would require intelligence if done by men.

No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but most of the time, we aren't either.

Within 10 years computers won't even keep us as pets.

Anyone could learn Lisp in one day, except that if they already knew Fortran, it would take three days.

We'll show you that you can build a mind from many little parts, each mindless by itself.

I bet the human brain is a kludge

I cannot articulate enough to express my dislike to people who think that understanding spoils your experience... How would they know?

It's ridiculous to live 100 years and only be able to remember 30 million bytes. You know, less than a compact disc. The human condition is really becoming more obsolete every minute.

The brain happens to be a meat machine.

Coding is other type of magic!

He who has calmly reconciled his life to fate ... can look fortune in the face.

The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.

Some people when they get older are so firm in their beliefs that you'll never move them.

Only you and I who love Jesus and have Him now before this life's death will be able to be among the special super-citizens of the Heavenly City, a special super-class of people!

Pulling heads off Barbies, sticking them on the TV antenna and ruining the reception. But thats how witch babies are.

The boldest stroke and best act of friendship is not to disclose our own failings to a friend, but to show him his own.

When good friends praise a gifted person he often appears to be delighted with them out of politeness and goodwill, but in reality he feels indifferent.

I’ve got a magic charm That I keep up my sleeve, I can walk the ocean floor And never have to breathe.

Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of Oh, Hello.