You don't understand the power of loss when it first hits you like a baseball coming fast from an out-of-control pitcher....It's the third day after an injury when the pain really starts to throb.

Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you, " and would I get him a bottle of Satan's Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?Sure thing, Pastor.

Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.

a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter.

You think all teenagers care about are musicians and movie stars?Spend some time in Wisconsin.We'll blow your socks off.

Definitions from Mulla Do-Piaza.Poverty: The result of marriage.

Kids never jumped head first from the top ledge. Never. It seemed forever beforeStoney came back to the surface. Most of the white bubbles had already disappeared.

Hey Audrey, I am watching you de-clutter your house, do you need help?

Faith ... acts promptly and boldly on the occasion on slender evidence.

By night an atheist half-believes in God.

Earth laughs in flowers.

I am grateful to life. And also to the people who have brought me here. Without them, I could not be where I am now.

The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone.

Success is the result of a delicate balance between making things happen and letting things happen.