You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there.

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.

Our daily existence requires both closeness and distance, the wholeness of self, the wholeness of intimacy.

I don't intend to stop showing a little cleavage. Nor do I intend to stop flashing a little thigh.

I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

READ! Books can be as delicious as hot-fudge sundaes, as funny as clowns, as exciting as a baseball game that's tied in the 9th inning, and as beautiful as the best sunset you ever saw.

Recognize joy when it arrives in the plain brown wrappings of everyday life.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

Those who gain Greatness, often hit many obstacles. To succeed, persist, even when others tell you you will fail.

Isn't it time for you to free yourself from your past in order to enjoy the beauty of the present?

We watched Vamps hunting Vamps, Vamp hunters and Witches torching Vamps, teenage girls kissing Vamps. And we giggled and swooned through it all.

Woz is living his own life now. He hasn't been around Apple for about five years. But what he did will go down in history.

Composers love to write for symphony orchestras because the symphony is the Rolls Royce of musical instruments.

The Entity who brought the universe into existence must be a Personal Being, for only a person can design with anywhere near this degree of precision.

Of course, you always think about how it will be read. I always aim for a reading in one sitting.

I am, and always will be, proud to be a Hackney girl.

I'm hoping there's an afterlife. As you get older, you hope even more fervently.

Lenny Bruce died from an overdose of police