You ever want to know what consensus and groupthink and conventional wisdom in Washington is, just find what David "Rodham" Gergen is saying and you'll find out what 99% of 'em are thinking.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The Abrahamic God’s greatest achievement was convincing us he is not the Devil.

Great God of wonders:God has always acted in my point of need.

You won't write, won't ya??I just focus on the negative!

An actor always goes to the safe side.

Change is the law of God's mind and resistance to it is the source of all pain.

I feel like a good director provokes you to ask questions about your character, but doesn't answer them for you.

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.

Kilbane did what he normally does: ran his heart out and gave the ball away a lot.

And the walls became the world all around.

I just wanted to sing on TV.