You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Don’t become that which you fear most.

What I see is a sacred.

My brother and I have too good a relationship to spoil it by working together.

I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life.

Do not let fancy outrun your means.

I don't rate myself as a fantastic, talented athlete. I just have perseverance. I'm a cart horse. I work hard.

Directors should not be forced to advocate anything in their works because of their demographic identity.

Tyranny and anarchy are alike incompatible with freedom, security, and the enjoyment of opportunity.

Anarchists prepare for social revolution and use every means - speech, writing, or deed, whichever is more to the point; to accelerate revolutionary development.

I really think that Van Halen has two choices if they want to continue. And maybe they don't want to continue, because they don't seem to do much.