You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Just be yourself to change everything.

In the guise of frankness many people ruin their world by saying unpleasant things to friends and family. The bad words make them a bad world.

Before dawn, the air smelled of lemons.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

A noble truth is a sacred creed.

God is an ever-present spirit guiding all that happens to a wise and holy end.

There is nothing ugly in sexuality or in the body. It's human!

Sometimes clichés are true.

The movers and shakers have always been obsessive nuts.

Good morrow, fair ones; pray you, if you know, Where in the purlieus of this forest stands A sheep-cote fenc'd about with olive trees?