You get below the Mason-Dixon line and you have some of the best music, culture, the two races, the literature, and it's so rich.

Hollywood is still the mecca for good or bad, but it isn't the beginning or end for filmmaking.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

One thing I like about Argentina, they only cook with salt; that's it.

Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.

Never use money to measure wealth, son.

If you don't daydream and kind of plan things out in your imagination, you never get there. So you have to start someplace.

I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.

When you want the light, it's always there for you to find - Search inside for all the good.

I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.

For me, performing is the biggest part of being a rapper. There's nothing like the feeling of screaming your story to people.

...the way to reform has always led through prison.

Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.

A snow yeare, a rich yeare.

What a magnificent body, how I should like to see it on the dissecting table.

If there are bases on the moon, that would be the end of the moon as we know it.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

If I can write everything out plainly, perhaps I will myself understand better what has happened.