You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

It takes a village to raise a child.

There's no way the future's over for Martin Keown, Tony Adams or David Seaman.

I’d wanted emotion but couldn’t find it here, so I settled for motion.

You might have a warrior spirit in there somewhere, and it's just waiting for the opportunity to come out. If you do, you might be a candidate for the pathway to enlightenment.

At Cana, [Mary] gave Him as a Savior to sinners; on the Cross He gave her as a refuge to sinners.

Souderton was a good town to grow up in. Everybody knew each other.

I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over.

In the end when you get your master back, you realize it's got absolutely nothing to do with what you thought it was going to be when you started.

I think it's important to do great work.

For now, I'm just going to keep doing the work and hope I don't get fired. If people want to put me up on their walls, I'll love it.