You get to play with people's little danger zones.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

You have to grow thick skin and that only comes with time and learning.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

Writers do not come out of houses without books.

It is more important to me to make art that is an honest expression of my life than it is to make pictures people think are well drawn

It is pretty tough for a goalie when you look at it. You're always the last line of defense. If you let a goal in, you can't go to the bench and hide between the guys or anything

Listening to women ain't the fashion in this part of the country.

Nothing in life is static; it either gets better, or it gets worse.

There are two things that men should never weary of, goodness and humility; we get none too much of them in this rough world among cold, proud people.

There are better starters than me but I'm a strong finisher.