You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

To change the reality, change the perception but not the reality.

Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas, and you'll run into every ex you have.

Wait. You work for me?""I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.

I'm attacking the pomposity that says this is more valuable than that. I'm sick of that.

Instead of wondering WHY this is happening to you, consider why this is happening to YOU.

Being your true self is the most effective formula for success there is.

I don't really consider myself a "singer." I am getting more comfortable singing every day, which is great.

To fly as fast as thought, to anywhere that is, you must begin by knowing that you have already arrived.

Perhaps to some extent we have lost sight of the fact that LSD can be very, very helpful in our society if used properly.

I don't want people to think of me as sexy.