You got to laugh Tree, if you don't you'll cry.

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.

...Difficult relationships come into our lives for a reason. No one would choose them, certainly. But if we let them, they can teach us how to be flexible with others and more forgiving.

I'll tell you something about tough times. They just about kill you, but if you decide to keep working at them, you'll find your way through.

Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It's how God helps us cope.

When you have something so important, something that you'll stay awake for, something you know that you were designed to do, well, it's worth getting a few dark circles, don't you think?

When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.

You've got to love yourself with all your short comings, and you've got to love the world no matter how bad it gets.

A heart will say amazing things if it's given half a chance.

Staring down hard truth takes guts.

Librarians understand about power - they know how to find anything.

I’ve had pedicures before, and I’ve had milk shakes. Just never at the same time. And it’s glorious.

Unlike Mitt Romney, President Obama is standing up for Planned Parenthood.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

You cannot be born and you cannot die because you don't even exist ... in the sense that you think of existence.

We're not punished for our sins, lad. We're punished by them.

Men are but children of a larger growth.

I'm taking one for the team, Like Martin Luther King, taking one for a dream

Frustration is a function of our expectations.

I just love things that serve a duel purpose.