You gotta keep the funny intact.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon.

Faith enables you to hold on loosely without letting go.

Americans talked about voters the same way Russians talked about Stalin. They had to be obeyed.

Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny.

I wasn't making music for the sake of music but rather making music in the context of other music. At the same time, it doesn't mean I'm not going to try and do that some day.

Poetry is the plough that turns up time in such a way that the abyssal strata of time, its black earth, appear on the surface.

The costume designer designing clothes that helped the comedy in The Proposal, that sold the character. Each and every detail was so perfectly thought of, what wouldn't be here? That's a lost art.

The fact is that eating meat and dairy is bad for your health, the health of the animals eaten, as well as the health of the planet.

I think producers are more interested in backing concepts than directors and writers. I don't think that's the right way of making a decision about whether you're going to back a film or not.

At our best, it's a good experience but we do 22 episodes a year, so there are some clunkers.