You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.

Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.

I probably have some sort of chocolate five times a week. There's definitely a change it does to the chemistry of the body. It's my favorite feeling. I live for it.

I don't believe in regrets; I believe your future is in your tomorrows.

Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.

Sports, entertainment and aviation are three of the most exciting professions in the world; you are dealing with the same magnitude.

You feel alive to the degree that you feel you can help others.

It's hard to make a cultural phenomenon every time.

He lives with his creativity in high gear.

Never say anything unless you have to.

I have to believe there's some other life force out there. I don't know in what form. But we can't have all these galaxies and universes without something going on.

It's hard to get that real good feeling about festivals sometimes.

Christina Aguilera's 'Stripped' had a lot of good songs. It's my range, so I use it to warm up a lot.

With craziness, you can't predict it. There's very little defense you can have on craziness.

I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself.

I love you Huey was the note I read, but there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed.

Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed.

I'm not fearful by nature, but I am vigilant. When you walk into a prison, it's important that a sixth sense kicks in.

Evolution is a mistake. Humans are a mistake. We've destroyed our planet.

Communism teaches and seeks two objectives: unrelenting class warfare and the complete eradication of private ownership.

I don't see that many plays, and for me, musicals are rarely pleasing.