You gotta love an attentive vampire --Kylie

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Man is the universe becoming conscious of itself.

Life is never as complex as ego would want you to believe.

Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me And if the wind is right you can sail away and find tranquility.

No one is born with self confidence. Self confidence is learned and earned with experience.

Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.

Creativity is a scavenger hunt. It's your obligation to pay attention to clues, to the thing that gives you that little tweak.

A man who believes in freedom will do anything under the sun to acquire, or preserve his freedom.

We often learn more of God under the rod that strikes us than under the staff that comforts us.

How often do we do that, he wondered--look at someone and fail to see what's really there?

. . . [R]estlessness usually stems from pride and from being discontented with one's lot in life.