You gotta take chances in this life or you're alreadydead.

It's so much easier to convince yourself you're madly in love with someone when you know nothing about him.

As much as I don't care about those things, I think it's human nature to not want to feel totally insignificant.

I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK ABOUT YOU.THE BEST YOU CAN DO IN LIFE IS NOT PISS YOURSELFOFF.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE POINT OF BEING SADWHEN I COULD CHOOSE TO BE HAPPY

Because I've learned that you can't control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off.

My faith is important. I have nothing without it.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Vegetables are organized bodies that grow on the dry areas of the globe and within its waters. Their function is to combine immediately the four elements and to serve as food for animals.

They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.

If you work, if you wait, you will find the place where the four-leaf clovers grow.

Keep your attention focused entirely on what is truly your own concern, and be clear that what belongs to others is their business and none of yours.

The story of the African-American people is the story of the settlement and growth of America itself, a universal tale that all people should experience.

People going in the wrong direction will get like that. Round pegs just don't fit in square holes.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

Traditionalists are pessimists about the future and optimists about the past.