You gotta use everything you possibly can!

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.

The sweetest smiles hold the darkest secrets...

1887A lifetime isn't enough to know how a person will behave.

Because life is not fair, Albert. And the world is conspiring against you.

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.

That I could clamber to the frozen moon. And draw the ladder after me.

All them 5s need to listen when the 10 is talking

If you listen to what's on the pop charts, everything is machine oriented.

People who used magic without knowing what they were doing usually came to a sticky end. All over the entire room, sometimes.

Big movies are fun and it's great to fly on private jets and make a lot of money and all the things that are connected with Hollywood, but they take a lot of your own life.