You gotta want it.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

If my phrases shock the reader, that only shows it is high time he or she was shocked.

Patriotism demands of us sustained sacrifice.

If God gave light and wisdom, the religion of Jesus was soon learned; but without God, a man might study all his life long, and make no proficiency.

If I don't eat veggies with a meal, I feel deprived.

I am the epitome of a walking contradiction for various reasons, only one of which being that I feel my existence is of heaven and hell.

If my story were ever to be written truthfully from start to finish, it would amaze everyone.

My work is largely concerned with relations between seeing and knowing, seeing and saying, seeing and believing.

They say that every writer, they write about himself, and I think that to a certain extent that is true. But also we are creators of fiction.

Always take a stand for yourself, your values. You're defined by what you stand for