You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

...co-rumination: the problem of talking too much about anything. Specifically, ... when girls rehash their problems excessively, it leads to depression, anxiety, and a sense of hopelessness.

A mistake made by many people with great convictions is that they will let nothing stand in the way of their views, not even kindness.

I'm an actor and I love to find new collaborations and new characters where I can grow as an actor and human being.

For me writing biographies is impossible, unless they are brief and concise, and these are, I feel, the most eloquent.

Like a mermaid rising from an ocean of paper, the girl emerged across the room.

Sooner would be better than later, and now would be better than sooner." - Tyrion

The sun pours out like wine.

Our identity is not in our joy, and our identity is not in our suffering. Our identity is in Christ, whether we have joy or are suffering.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

I'll probably go to London and hide.