You half fancied that to go in as it was rising and dipping at the same time.

Zero-zero is a big score.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it

You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.

All I know about what people think of my gear is what a couple of my friends tell me, and one of them always wants to borrow money, so I'm not sure how reliable he is.

I haven't a clue why I've lasted so long. There's no reason. There are many people more talented than me. I think it's luck.

Promotion with my name only, that's all I have to do with it.

My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.

I had nothing and I was still changed. Like a costume, my numbness was taken away. Then hunger was added.

Freedom from all attachment is the realization of God as Truth.

A winner is just someone who doesn't give up when they lose.

Indeed, it is an indisputable fact that all the complex and horrendous questions confronting us at home and worldwide have their answer in that single book [the Bible].

Ultimately, theatre takes place in the minds of the audience: they all imagine the same thing at the same time.

I first wanted to be a comedian when I was six or seven and my dad showed me Laurel and Hardy's "Perfect Day" on tv.