You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, " Garrett joked.

Having kids is not the same as being a parent.

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

Libertarians know that a free country has nothing to fear from anyone coming in or going out - while a welfare state is scared to death of poor people coming in and rich people getting out.

There is hardly a pioneer's hut which does not contain a few odd volumes of Shakespeare. I remember reading the feudal drama of Henry V for the first time in a log cabin.

Genius is a starry word; but if there ever was a chess player to whom that attribute applied, it was Paul Morphy.

I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives, A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives, Shittin' on rappers, causin' hospital accidents.

I debated whether or not to pin the setting down to a particular date but in the end I decided to leave things vague. It depends how fast technology improves.

It makes me feel good. Being a foreigner, (the American fans) they make me feel like I'm a citizen of this country.

Rise above principle and do what is right.

The Eagle, he was lord above