You hated my rainbows, now you don't like my leather. Is there anything you like on me?

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Q: How can I help myself?A: By remembering the proverb: ‘The Path is not to be found anywhere except in human service’, from Saadi.

A man's high success requires a key; but his happiness needs personality to be low-key

I'm not into albums that are meant to sound perfect.

Holding hands at midnight 'Neath a starry sky... Nice work if you can get it And you can get it -- if you try.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

For every positive change you make in your life, something else also changes for the better - it creates a chain reaction.

I'm very, very close to my mum and dad. My mum is only nineteen years older than me, so she could be my older sister, which is really nice.

What is translated from English and into English - and in what quantities - is a question of power.

The future of marketing is leadership

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.