You have a right to have a feather duster. If anyone breaks in, you can make sure they're really clean as they're robbing your house.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

It is necessary to hope... for hope itself is happiness.

How do poems grow? They begin deep down in the pit of the soul as a seedling of a thought …

There may come a day Which crowns Desire with gift, and Art with truth, And Love with bliss, and Life with wiser youth!

A man doesn't say I will starve myself to death to keep from starving, or that he'd spend all of his money to save money. Why should he be willing to die for the privilege of living?

South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes with? Apar-Tide!

I believe that all government is evil, in that all government must necessarily make war on liberty, and that the democratic government is at least as bad as any of the other forms.

An easy, non-self-denying life will never be one of power.

I never did anything else. In college I switched majors every two weeks, and acting was the only thing that held my interest.

Music should be like making love. Sometimes you want it soft and tender, another time you want it hard and aggressive.

Life by the yard is hard; by the inch it's a cinch. Decisions Determine Destiny.