You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?" "I try my best.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

Love your friends with your eyes closed, but love your enemies with both eyes open.

When I have money, I invest in buying books. My personal development by reading these books is my greatest pleasure.

Nothing is easier to achieve than full employment, once it is divorced from the goal of full production and taken as an end in itself

The weak thrive on indulgence.

To many men, moderate success is only another aspect of failure.

With empty hand no man can lure a hawk.

For me, the strength of photography lies in its ability to evoke humanity. If war is an attempt to negate humanity, then photography can be perceived as the opposite of war.

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, keep you in my arms girl, you'd never be alone, and I could be a gentlemen anything you want, if I was your boyfriend.