You have been given a great power. But no power comes without a price. That is how magic works. How the universe works. All things kept in balance.

So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world?

Nope, there wasn't any getting out of this. Real first name meant business.

The future is never fixed, but always in flux until the moment it meets with the present.

We may be a little broken these days but I wouldn't trade it for anything.

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone you love with your useless pride.

Where You Hail From Isn't As Important As Who You Are and What You Do...Your Doings Define and Describe You.

Reading gives us some place to go when we have to stay where we are

I'm embarrassed every time I look a teacher in the eye, because we ask them to do so much for so little.

If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.

One of the most important roles of our journalists is to be watchdogs.

Another lesson about a naive fool who came to Babylon, and found out that the pie don't taste so sweet.

I am, of course, aware that the ultimate solution is the ownership and control of the means of life by the whole of the people; but we are not at that stage of development as yet.

What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.