You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

No matter where you go or what you do to distract yourself, reality catches up with you eventually

Help for the Haunted

Movies began as a communal experience. Even though we now watch them as DVD's, sometimes alone on our computers, mostly in the history of cinema it has been a communal experience.

Trust in Divine timing. Your future holds something far greater than your past.

Everybody has something wrong with them.

Time is our most valuable asset, yet we tend to waste it, kill it and spend it rather than invest it.

I think every single person perceives things differently. We are all singular.

Iran has proxies in Yemen, Syria, Iraq. You can push back against Iran without pulling out of the deal.

You know, we're really destroying ourselves because we're really making the motivating force of anything we do selfish.

If you walk with Jesus, he's gonna save your soul. You gotta keep the devil way down in the hole. He's got the fire and the fury at his command.