You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

It's nice to think that picking uncertain paths may not necessarily alter their destination too drastically, simply the journey undertaken to reach it.

If deep in our hearts we suspect that God does not love us and cannot manage our affairs as well as we can, we certainly will not submit to His discipline.

Eventually, we come to love certain novels because we have expended so much imaginative labor on them. This is why we hang on to those novels, whose pages are creased and dog-eared.

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.

A lot of people don't realize that wrestling is acting; you're playing a role and a part.

We're all living contradictions, trying to survive in a world filled with hypocrites

School is the cheapest police.

When I was young, I was religious.

Whether I'm wearing lots of makeup or no makeup, I'm always the same person inside.

Stand as a rock; you are indestructible. You are the Self (atman), the God of the universe.