-You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You're dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot!

All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.

Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.

It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.

Why are they going to disappear him?'I don't know.'It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.

Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt...

But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.

The scientific definition of intelligence is the capacity to overcome obstacles

The radiance of that which wants to be born illuminates the shadows, bringing them into the light of awareness that they may be healed.

He was the kind of man who turned heads. And he was all hers.

Sometimes the smartest decision is the last one you want to make.

Young men list music as their focus and means of identity -- before sport, before TV, before cinema -- while women cite fashion as most important, with music an ambivalent second.

Love removes the world for you, and just as surely when it's going well as when it's going badly.

People tend to read books about a guy who goes back in time or a guy who is living under a pier.

We do not have to choose between a healthy environment and a healthy economy.

Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood.

Make a difference, does it? You stay the night here snake get you.