You have reached the end of cake

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Good people who are always silent for bad people to gain freedom and do their worsts are the most dangerous wastes the world ever has.

You cease to be wise or intelligent when your beliefs are false.

Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damndest.

In each big decision, we'll always make them by faith.

Man's liberty ends, and it ought to end, when that liberty becomes the curse of its neighbors.

I'm not an architectural composer.

I haven't leaked anything to anybody. They are wrong!

You have to show the negative to show the positivity that comes from it.

The only economic paradigm that movies have ever known is capitalism. There were no church sponsors or state patronage. The idea was that if you'd pay to see it, we'll make it for you.

I don't care how somebody gets their education, as long as they have one.