You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

How do you knowyou're a girl?I'm wearing a frock.And if you take it off?I get cold, so I putit back on.If I was a boy, I don't know what I'd do.

Good advice for anyone wanting to make an impact with a product, a service or even a message is to differentiate yourself.

The moon had been lighted and was hung in a treetop.

Those who cannot see Christ in the poor are atheists indeed.

A woman will feel emotionally secure when you can listen to her stories. Then she will learn to love you.

Certain political figures think when you call them and ask them for a comment; that you are somehow doing something that you shouldn't be doing.

We had more viewers on the broadcast network than we did on the cable channel.

I think I deserve something beautiful.

Nobody ever really sees me the way I am, underneath everything. But she did. She does.

Social networks do best when they tap into one of the seven deadly sins. Facebook is ego. Zynga is sloth. LinkedIn is greed.