You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

We're always looking for the backbone, the central idea, and once you have that you know everything can circle around it.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I think that the job of art and culture is to jump on that time and realize that it's there and to push it just a little bit faster.

Celebrities and 'famous' people are just regular folks. I know, it's a shocking and potentially dangerous statement.

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings.

If we do not die to ourselves, we cannot live to God, andhe that does not live to God, is dead.

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!

Building Union among people not cooperation between states

The four most expensive words in the English language are, 'This time it's different.'

There's never been a civilization that has rewritten what marriage and family means and survived.

I have always felt my role as a designer is to do the very best I can for a woman to make her look her best. Fashion is only fashion once a woman puts it on.

People will always go to games. And not just Duke versus North Carolina. Even Appalachian State against Chatworth.

The association between failure, loneliness, and solitude is so strong in our culture that people often find it difficult to believe that there are some who like being by themselves.

The adjective is the enemy of the noun. Variant: The adjective is the enemy of the substantive.