You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.

We all think we're going to get out of debt.

It's so much easier to be cynical.

I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.

My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

To serve means to dedicate or devote yourself fully to a certain course and to please the person you are serving in everything

Roses bloom whether you praise them or not.

It's not what you look at that matters, It's what you see

But lost children always find each other, in the dark, in the cold. It is as though they are magnetized, and can only attract their like.

Sequels are not done for the audience or cinema or the filmmakers. It's for the distributor. The film becomes a brand.

I try not to define myself. Other people are going to do that for you anyway.

When you see the flower of happiness on your way, don't take it immediately; sit and watch it and realise how rare it is!

Umberto Eco is the owner of a large personal library of almost 30,000 books that he has not read. [To him] read books are far less valuable than unread ones.

The long experiment with professional politicians and professional government is over, and it failed.

What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?