You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

it is easy to surpass a predecessor, but difficult to avoid being surpassed by a successor.

Much rain wears the marble.

We are a nation of laws with respect and recognition of the rule of law. We are not an imperialist government with a monarch abiding by the rule of one man.

Because of such conjointedness, behavior that exerts no effect whatsoever on outcomes is developed and consistently performed

I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.

Nobody wants you to stop, obviously because you're a moneymaking machine. But you have to make the decision and you have to move forward. So I took time off to have babies and do all that.

If you believe in your company. If you believe in your product. If you believe in yourself. Then you can march to success.

A man must walk only his own path...Never another's or his feet will grow tired and sore. And he will feel lost even when he arrives.

the music was always in the background, like music at a church service; it was something to depend upon.

I've had a desire to coach for years. This was something I felt I should do.