You have to be willing to be a live performer, if you want to make money as an independent.

Last night I didn't realize I said "abortion" in my stand up comedy act instead of "circumcision." No wonder I got blank stares at "rabbi got faint at sight of blood."

I don't particularly love live performance of my music. I love writing and recording, but you can't make money off of that.

Wisdom isn’t expensive, but ignorance is.

Why did I come here? I thought. Why is it always only a matter of choosing between something bad and something worse?

I’ll admit, Jasnah, that I empathize with your skepticism, but I don’t agree with it. I just think you've been looking for God in the wrong plac

I work out really hard, and I stay on my diet all week.

The faith that stands on authority is not faith.

A tailor can adapt to any medium, be it poetry, be it criticism. As a poet, he can mend, and with the scissors of criticism he candivide.

If you didn't have some sense of idealism, then what is there to sustain you?

Why should we stunt our ambitions and impoverish our lives in order to be insulted and looked down upon in our old age?

My parents said, Oh, he's going to be a director someday. I wanted to be an actor.

Elegance is no longer significant; clothes have to be fun.