You have to create boundaries of space and then you have to create boundaries of time.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

You make all kinds of mistakes, but as long as you are generous and true and also fierce, you cannot hurt the world or even seriously distress her.

You don't become a success by breaking the rules. You don't become a success by obeying the rules. You become a success by inventing the rules.

The miracle of birth is divine.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

I'm the kind of person who always likes to be doing something.

People say that if you find water rising up to your ankle, that's the time to do something about it, not when it's around your neck.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm not a lovable man.

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.