You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

True conscience is Christ.

sing so loud that the musicdrowns out the sounds ofthe naysayers.one day they’ll be singingyour song.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.

Rare are the people who can capture a human being.

Once, lovers on faraway shores sat by candlelight and dipped ink to parchment, writing words that could not be erased. They took an evening to compose their thoughts, maybe the next evening as well.

In my opinion, Christian Dior was never, ever theatre.

I heard someone say that all black people got rhythm. Bullshit.

Of course, no matter how hard we try to be objective as reporters, our life experiences and personal circumstances influence our journalism, including the choice of topics we pursue.

Good production is like a beautiful marriage. It makes a happy home.

That's what our Rules engage us to do, to help poor persons, our lords and masters.