You have to give up! you have to give up! You have to realize that someday you will die, Until you know that, you are useless!

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

I'm really happy to see the explosion of interest in Korean food, and this hybrid Korean-American food.

I guess the most surprising discovery was how long Gandhi remained loyal to the ideal of the British Empire, even in India.

What we call the heart is a nervous sensation, like shyness, which gradually disappears in society. It is fervent in the nursery, strong in the domestic circle, tumultuous at school.

If I hadn't given my money away, I'd have had more than anyone else on the planet.

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

Social issues have been used to distract Americans from their own self interests since Nixon's southern strategy, and now people are paying the price.

The faster we travel, the less there is to see.

Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy

Authenticity is about being true to who you are, even when everyone around you wants you to be someone else

The people who support me and my dreams make me feel like I'm on top of the world.