You have to keep looking on the bright, because you'll never find anything in the dark.

The truth is helpless when up against perception

A man who believes everything can be explained by science is just as ignorant as someone who believes everything can be explained by religion.

Bullying builds character like nuclear waste creates superheroes. It's a rare occurrence and often does much more damage than endowment.

For every person who rides with a moral high-horse, they also have a dead horse that they haven't fed lying somewhere out of sight.

You must keep looking on the bright side, because you won't find anything in the dark.

Live with the assumption that every day it will rain. If it does, you were right. If it doesn’t, you were fortunate.

Anyone with a great product to sell should never criticize competing products. Your product should sell on its own merit. Consumers want the best of the best, not the best of a bad situation.

A mistake made by many people with great convictions is that they will let nothing stand in the way of their views, not even kindness.

Mundane, boring stories--not interesting ones--are the ideal in an operating room.

I was known around the college for jamming in the lounge.

A man who fights for coin is loyal only to his purse.

[A writer is] a priest of eternal imagination, transmuting the daily bread of experience into the radiant body of everliving life.

Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.

That's why I'm such a big sports fan, with sports you can never guess what's gonna happen. Most movies you get halfway through and you can kind of guess the ending.

I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is.

What's interesting about writing is the invention, the creative thing. Writing about myself is a yawn.

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls.