You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

Why was life so unfair that the one guy she felt uncontrollable chemistry with ---even when they weren't even touching ---was the only guy she had to keep her hands off?

There's nothing in life you can't accomplish, it's yours to have to be accomplished!

We considered behaving, but it's against our nature.

Sometimes I enjoy talking, but when it's like people are trying to find something out about me, I don't.

There is no sin so profound, no despondency so low, no misery so abject, but the love of Christ is deeper.

All of us have to recognize that we owe our children more than we have been giving them.

That makes me think of spandex-covered football players. It's not me. I'm in rhinestones and velvet, not spandex.

Critical design aims to really push the boundaries of design and to reconsider the element of fiction.

Memory and forgetfulness are as life and death to one another. To live is to remember and to remember is to live. To die is to forget and to forget is to die.

Truth in our ideas means their power to work.