You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale.

I'm 74 years old and even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old.

I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers.

There is nothing new in Egypt. Egyptians are making history as usual.

I always win, I'm cursed to win.

The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.

I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful airplanes, a beautiful wife, a beautiful family... I am making a sacrifice.

Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation.

Only I can turn this country around.

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.

If I, taking care of everyone's interests, also take care of my own, you can't talk about a conflict of interest.

If one is talking about sculpture then scale and skin is everything.

Humanity's moral conscience progresses, slowly yet surely.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

Time is short, your obligations are infinite. Are your houses regulated, your children instructed, the afflicted relieved, the poor visited, the work of piety accomplished?

What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

Even a bad man is better than a good book.

I know now that the mythic monster I created was largely a fiction.

The value we provide most to others is the same value we appreciate most from others.

I have found the one whom my soul loves.

People embrace false magical theories in the hope something good will come out of them. In the most extreme of these, good comes out of them only at the end of this life, in paradise.