You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.

I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.

I always wanted my own fragrance because I could never find the right scent for me. At home, I would always mix bottles of my favorite fragrances to create a unique and different scent.

I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.

People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.

When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it

I don't have regrets, there are only lessons. You learn from them, and you become a better person.

It's hard for people to see you one way, but you're really the other way, so it's kind of like, 'Who am I, who are you?' Sometimes, I confuse even myself.

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show

The human race, it seems, is run faster than the speed of life.

Those beautiful, green-blue eyes that change colour like they're bewitched, and look deep into my soul, making me see my true self. Right now, I don't like what I see.” -Nik Driver

It is time to be old To take in sail.

In our country today, very few children are raised to believe that their principal destiny is to serve their family, their country, or God.

I can't imagine how Afghanistan's fall isn't going to be ten times faster than Iraq's.

I think performers are all show-offs anyway, especially musicians. Unless you show off, you're not going to get noticed.

I've tried very hard and I've never found any resemblance between the people I know and the people in my novels.

I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys.

By law, all buildings should be white.

United States foreign policy, which includes national security, is literally disintegrating before our eyes.