You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Sometimes I wish life was written pencil so we could erase it and write it all over again.

With confident, courage and consistency, the dream is certain.

We can disagree with one another without being raging, judgmental, spiteful, self-righteous lunatics. Can’t we?

I played in the high school band. I was the one baritone saxophone out of 80 other people. No one could tell whether I was hittin the right notes or the wrong notes.

Nothing in life is worthwhile unless you take risks. Fall forward. Every failed experiment is one step closer to success.

Japan is doing a big number on the yen, devaluing it.

I can't imagine what possessed you to propose to me." "Well that will give you something to puzzle over any time you can't sleep.

Much of my work has been done in first person.

I regret that I wasn't the kind of person who could enjoy celebrity. It embarrassed me too much.

What interests me is the surprising enormous extent to which most people accept the fate that's been given to them, and find some dignity.