You have to speak your mind, but without being cruel.

I'm a cup of tea in a world of lattes.

The truth is, I've been lucky. But just like the waltz, life has its own rhythm of rise and fall.

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.

Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it

I always think of a show like a plant - a little pruning now and then keeps it healthy, but you shouldn't pull it out and chop the roots up.

You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.

It's never too early to panic.

I won't eat anything I can't spell or wouldn't tread in.

I really hate airport queues. I almost feel they should have cattle prods to hurry us up down the aisles. You can't even complain because they might stop you getting on to the flight.

I'm a technophobe. I can't crack the iPhone, and the extent of my multitasking is being able to talk while I make a drink.

Freedom means equality. If you don't believe in equality for all, you don't believe in freedom.

People are whupped. I'm whupped. My wife is whupped. Unless it's your job to be curious, who really has the time to sit and ask questions and explore issues?

Busta Rhymes the mighty infamous, Always misbehaving and mischeivous, Causing aggravation, I'll never pause, Pushing out spit balls through plastic straws.

Why is it that farmworkers feed the nation but they can't get food stamps?

Germany is very free-trade oriented.

Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation.

We have to come back to something like ordinary language after all when we want to talk "about" mathematics!

Mr. Clinton better watch out if he comes down here. He'd better have a bodyguard.

But then, it's probably different when you're young.

I will sit in the pupil of your eyes and that will carry your sight into the heart of the things