You have to steal a lot. You have to have a criminal mentality to be a film director.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Well, I’m just going to say it.I’m listening, Louis said.I wonder if you would consider coming to my house sometimes to sleep with me.

May our gratitude find expression in our prayers and our service for others, and in our commitment to live wholly for Christ.

If the whole world went vegan, there would be less war. How you eat determines your mood and your outlook on life.

Christ's mercy is the mighty healer; even to the wounded innocent.

You have to take the horror seriously but there's gags aplenty. Most people, when they do horror it's just grim.

Kinkiness comes from low energy. It's the substitution of lechery for lust.

Love does not want or fear anything.

Peace is neither the absence of war nor the presence of a disarmament agreement. Peace is a change of heart.

I think comedy's just about being interested in comedy and what makes people laugh and experimenting.