You have to understand, the blood we drink every day to stay alive comes out of a jar in the refrigerator. It is the very definition of gross.

Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it’s the least I can do after scaring your shirt off.

Sure, I had been accused of murder by my family and was wrapped up in a bizarre investigation, but there were such cute boys involved. Hey, I try to look on the bright side.

I haven’t entirely adjusted to the whole yum, blood, yum aspect of being a vampire. My body wants it, but my head is still like, Ew, that is BLOOD, time to faint.

[T]he wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile.

you were born as an origional don't die as a copy

Don't take no as a full stop, treat it like a comma.

A trap lord is basically the lord of the trap, and my trap is rap.

Depending on how quickly you get ocean rise, you have people who live in river deltas [at risk].

I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination

Being a kid, by the time I was three years old, my mom was married, divorced and had three kids; she was 19 - so, my brother's just older than my mom.

I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me

I think it's safe to say that each of us has at least one issue we are passionate about and struggle with, issues that robs us of our peace, our joy and our ability to experience love.

Optimism generates hope...hope releases dreams...dreams set goals...enthusiasm follows