You haven't lived till you have laughed and made others laugh.

Buy books. Unlike high calorie food, they don't give heart attacks.

Life isn't about the years you lived. It is about how you lived.

You know, " he said, "under normal circumstances, you inviting me to the bedroom would be the highlight of my day."I jumped up.

I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out.

Forgiveness is a choice. You control how you respond to something or someone. You can't change things that happened in the past, but you can decide how you let them affect you.

The world, we are told, was made especially for man — a presumption not supported by all the facts.

She smiled at me, and I never forgot it. Or more accurately, I always remembered it.

I don't think it matters how many parents you've got, so long as the ones who are around make their presence in a long way.

You need a high degree of corruption or a very big heart to love absolutely everything

Among the blind the one-eyed blinkard reigns

Right now I'm still only 25 and I don't think the maternal bug has hit me yet

A mouse relies not solely on one hole.