You haven't lived until you've died in California

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

To leave is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

Our parents are always an important part of our inner life.

After riding like a moron all over the place, observes the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned.

Think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flames within us.

So China will be having to make some choices as to whose side it wants to be on. Hopefully, this will be the beginning of a major improvement in our relationship with them, if they choose correctly

My writing has developed drastically . The Return of the Prodigal Son is the most important thing I've done, and my most mature book.

There's players like myself in the league who deserve to make the All-Star team and aren't given a chance. I've put up numbers, as good if not better than players that are making the team.

I think that we have to be very careful and get back into the loop, get back to nature. Get back to God and not let the technology send us somewhere that we're going to regret.

Your tears were collected by the angels and were placed in a golden chalice, and you will find them when you present yourself before God.

Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.