You just have to work with what God sends, and if God doesn't seem to understand the concept of commercial success than that's your bad luck.

Everything is as it was, I discover when I reach my destination, and everything has changed.

I can understand, he said, that many people, many perfectly ordinary people, have an interesting story to tell. No one's experience of life is valueless.

You can create a good impression on yourself by being right . . . but for creating a good impression on others there's nothing to beat being totally and catastrophically wrong.

We have one set of obligations to the world in general, and we have other sets never to be reconciled to our fellow-countrymen, to our neighbors, to our friends, to our family, to our children.

It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else.

I feel bad that I don't feel worse.

When anyone says they often think something, it means they've just thought of it now.

To be absolutely honest, what I feel really bad about is that I don't feel worse. There's the ineffectual liberal's problem in a nutshell.

If a lion could speak, it would not understand itself.

..deceivers must expect to be deceived.

I believe in God, who controls every sacred-event.

The pursuit of your vision determines your focus

I can be an arrogant people If I have to, or when the situation demands me to act so.It is one way for me to make arrogance useful.So if I know not people well, I don't judge them.

Who shall decide when doctors disagree, And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me?

I have to confess that I don't read much of what is written about me.

The trick is to age honestly and gracefully and make it look great, so that everyone looks forward to it.

I don’t even think of myself as a quote, unquote star - that’s really douchey. I think of myself as just like . . . a dance commander.

It’s easier to look sexy when you’re thinking of one man in particular.

Writing is one of the few professions in which you can psychoanalyse yourself, get rid of hostilities and frustrations in public, and get paid for it.

Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter!